Photoillustration by Evan Robinson. Original images
stolen from the inter-tubes as fair use.
(note: this communique was received through illicit and untraceable channels. I do not know who wrote it, nor their location. They requested that I fill in MY location for the C-Store, and in order to receive additional communiques, I have complied.
-- Evan)
On the first day of Trump, within minutes of his inauguration, anti-anxiety medications (e.g. chicken tenders and Fritos) spiked in price. At a C-Store on Whidbey Island, WA, a checker attempted to charge me triple for the chicken tenders and an additional dollar for the Fritos.
Negotiations ensued. An accommodation was reached. I'm the best deal-maker.
Further communications as warranted and safe.
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