Monday, March 29, 2010

What's A Little Light Bondage Between Friends?


After All, They Said He Couldn't Have His Very Own Jet
With that, what else is a guy supposed to do?
According to reports all over MSNBC, and our own good buddy, Joe Sudbay at AmericaBlog. The amazingly tone deaf RNC actually thought that they had earned themselves their own jet. It might even be plausible when you consider that in the month of February alone their charter costs were $17,514, along with $12K and change for limos.
Add in costs like a stay at the Beverly Hills Hotel to the tune of $9099, with a dinner/drinks tab at the Four Seasons (which, to my taste is way overpriced and underdelivered, there are all kinds of places in Beverly and Hollywood where you can get delivered value for that kind of money) $6596.
But, the best expense that I saw was $1946.25 Voyuer West, in West Hollywood.
Having spent a large portion of my adult life in the music industry, where a hell of a lot more than inhaling happened backstage and on the buses, I have no moral high ground to take with anyone.
Besides, were I to find myself in a fit of pique after being denied my very own private jet, a night on the expense account watching simulated sex acts, with light kink and a decidedly female on female tone, might be the very thing to elevate my damaged self esteem.
I would just refrain from harping about things like family values, and of course, fiscal discipline.
Micheal, you gotta lotta 'splainin' to do.