Wolf cub. Click for LARGE.
The Sierra Club Uses Photos Like This
To Raise Funds All The Time
Cute wolf cub. Shockingly cute. So cute I might pass out just from sighing at how cute it is. Cute cute cute cute cute.
Greenpeace, the National Audubon Society, the Sierra Club, and other green lovers use photos just like this one to guilt good liberals just like you into giving them money ALL THE TIME.
'Cause when you see photos like this, these associations always hit you with, "Give right now or these critically totally CUTE endangered baby animals might DIE. Maybe even their entire SPECIES or HABITAT will DIE."
Not us.
Group News Blog is proud to bring you this cute baby wolf cub with absolutely no guilt attached.
Born and bred in captivity, we promise this oh so cute baby wolf* and its buddy wolves -- lots and lots of buddy wolves -- will live a long, comfortable life no matter what you do. The cub's only job? To wolf around in an enormous natural outdoor enclosure, eat healthy meals, be cared for by a wild-animal vet, and produce more wolves.
In exchange for this moment of guilt-free cuteness, we ask you to give generously.
PayPal or credit card:
Group News Blog
PO Box 809
Bellevue WA 98009
The wolf would want you to.
*(or as we don't actually know jack about this particular photo, we mean a cub just like this one. We're talking Wolf Haven, about 40 miles from Seattle, which is truly fucking AMAZING with wolves. It lets them live outdoors in a natural habitat, is one of the premier wolf centers in the United States, and if you're ever out here go see it, seriously. Although unlike us, they will guilt you into giving them money not with photos of endangered wolf cubs, but with actual wolf cubs. *shudders*
Even we can not resist giving money when confronted with the cuteness of actual wolf cubs, so quick -- donate to GNB now before faced with actual wolf cubs and you lose everything you own. We're telling you this for your own good.)
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