Mr. 9-11

Rudy Giuliani. photo Senne/AP.

Iowa Result: Four % of the Republican Vote

“None of this worries me - Sept. 11, there were times I was worried.”

Yeah, I know. He didn't really campaign in Iowa. Tough.

Four freaking percent, when a month ago he was top of the world? It can all turn around that fast, if the momentum shifts. (Hear that, Hillary?)

Rudy's become a parody of himself.

He's an actual living, breathing, walking talking Saturday Night Live skit.

Good.