While listening to the Christmas channel at RadioIO.com today they played this hilarious song by something called the Bob Rivers "Comedy" Co. I quoted the word Comedy because really, when I say hilarious song, I mean horrific racist bullshit. Maybe someone can tell me what this song has to do with Christmas?
Foreigners...
Infiltrate our nation,
Foreigners...
Take jobs from Americans.
Hey, we want to be Americans,
But we're illegal aliens,
And we really like it here,
Though we don't speak the language clear.
Foreigners...
Stamping out our unions,
(What, do you mean Soviet Union?)
Foreigners...
Take jobs from Americans.
We sneak across your border lines,
To stand in unemployment lines,
We chip in to buy a car,
Drive back home to get some more
Foreigners...
Hide from immigration,
(Hey, you got a place I can stay, man?)
Foreigners...
Take jobs from Americans
(Hey how ya doin'?)
There's the Statue of Liberty
Feeds us bums who live for free.
Here's for you, the tired and the poor
When you gonna slam the door?
Foreigners...
Infiltrate our nation,
(I dunno, it's a long ride back.)
Foreigners...
Take jobs from Americans.
Thats a lovely song isn't it? It was sung to the tune of "Gloria in Excelsis Deo", which I guess is the Christmas bit. Maybe someone can write "I Hate Niggers" sung to the tune of Jingle Bells. I'll bet that will be funny.
Here is are the original lyrics to Gloria in Excelsis Deo
Glory be to God on high
And on earth peace, goodwill towards men
We praise thee, we bless thee, we worship thee, we glorify thee
We give thanks to thee, for thy great glory
O Lord God, heavenly King, God the Father Almighty.
O Lord, the only begotten Son Jesu Christ;
O Lord God, Lamb of God, Son of the Father,
Thou that takest away the sins of the world, have mercy upon us.
Thou that takest away the sins of the world, receive our prayer.
Thou that sittest at the right hand of God the Father, have mercy upon us.
For thou only art holy;
Thou only art the Lord;
Thou only, O Christ, with the Holy Ghost art most high in the glory of God the Father. Amen.
Yes, makes me want to hate foreigners, praise Jesus!
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