Being a Presidential candidate these days is about a lot more than experience...and smarts...and a a clear sense of right and wrong.
It's about how you smell, apparently. So, without any further ado, we here at ye olde GNB proudly present this short promotional piece for the new scent that's sweeping the nation! That is, if “the nation” means a TV soundstage in Burbank, Chris Matthews' funky-ass den, and a bank of just-rented offices in a sun-blasted industrial park off I-40 in Knoxville. With that, we give you...
“Eau Fred”
As Rick James said, “Enjoy that!”
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