The “F” Stands For... What?

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How the Reality-Based World Actually Works
(e.g.: I Know and You're Stupid)

As brilliant and twisted Monkey Fluids (often NSFW in a wordy way) comic writer Josh put it when he wrote the above:

Monkey Fluids

The F always stands for Fucking.

You know, I think I just found my epitaph...

The strip's funny and, like kittens & butterflies, that's reason enough (I say, quoting someone I can't recall), but I have a reason.

We are a political blog, at least more more than less.

NY Times (2004)

The aide said that guys like me were ''in what we call the reality-based community,'' which he defined as people who ''believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.'' I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. ''That's not the way the world really works anymore,'' he continued. ''We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.''

Yo... Bush Administration Senior Aide... Too chicken-shit a chicken-hawk to even go on the record under his own name.

NOW DO YOU GET IT? Three years later, a million deaths, and everything GWB has touched is shit in the toilet -- now do you get it? Huh? Do you boy?

You yellow, fucking, privileged, never went hungry, always had health care, never served a day in the military in your life, coward?

You stupid, stupid, stupid cultist "President Bush is always right and we're smarter than the whole wide world" dumb-shit.

"And when we act, we create our own reality."

By the mismatched eyes of Delirium (who used to be Delight) and her guardian, Barnabas, every time you "create reality" -- and you're not and you didn't -- you bring Olethros back from retirement.

Next time any of you pack of criminals, looters and un-read ignorant barbarians even thinks of starting two wars at once -- or a third in, oh, I don't know, IRAN -- read the fucking manual.

Asshole.