Poll: Bush Continues To Suck

67% Of
Americans

Feel President George W. Bush is doing a bad job at running the United States, according to a poll published by Harris Interactive Tuesday.

Well hell...that's the problem right there:

AFP

Two-thirds of Americans feel President George W. Bush is doing a bad job at running the United States, a survey published Tuesday showed.

Houston Chronicle

[Bush's] job-approval rating among Latinos has plummeted to 20 percent from 35 percent since January.

The base assumption of these surveys is wrong.

"Running" the country? He's never run a damn thing in his life.

President Bush "goes running." You know...with alert Secret Service guards wrastling to the ground anyone with t-shirts which say "Bush fucks." Who can blame them?

Bush is obviously a faaabulous bottom.

Bush's polls suck in:

• "Doing a bad job" and
  
• "Job-approval."

Oh hell no. Pay attention.

President Bush doesn't have jobs. He has positions. Purchased by Daddy and Mummy. Other people do the busy work.

George:

• Drinks,
• Swaggers around hosing over the second string; ("Hey Goose, you big stud!...Take me to bed or loose me forever!"),
• Does dope (prescription, if his candy-ass Navy docs won't score him real shit now that Jeff can't come over down under and play)...

And Mr. President fucks the help.

As Tuesday's Harris poll makes clear, we the people aren't confused:

George W. Bush fucks the country as well.

Thanks Mr. President. Was it good for you?